dealsinshipping: (Idea storming)
Varrick ([personal profile] dealsinshipping) wrote2014-01-04 08:45 pm

02 | [Written]

[Christmas has come and gone, leaving Varrick a little disappointed. Sure, the late present he got from Santa was… nice... but it wasn’t at all what he was hoping for. Maybe the mistletoe tally was to blame. Maybe if he’d scored a few more points, he would’ve gotten the thing he’d put at the top of his list to Santa.

So as he sat on the wooden seat of his new canoe (which was actually his old canoe; he’d recognize those scratches anywhere) he made a personal note not to rely on Santa anymore. Of course, without Zhu Li around to put that note on paper, he’d forgotten about it within minutes and it took him a two additional days to remember what it was that he’d wanted to do.

Finally, on the 4th of January, he flips open his journal and starts writing in a loopy, cursive manner.]


Wanted: Personal assistant.

Requirements: Must be by my side at all times. Must know how to write and read. Must not question my authority. Must be able to follow commands at a second’s notice. Must have a good sense of fashion. Must be able to make tea. Must be able to move a canoe from a second floor apartment to the river. Massage skills preferable but not mandatory. Good singing voice preferable but not mandatory.

Payment for services will be delivered in the form of

[For the longest moment, Varrick has to think about how to continue that sentence. In fact, he spends so long pondering about it that he starts to absentmindedly scribble on the paper. Then, finally, he jots down:]

I’ll think of something later. Open to suggestions.


Sincerely,
Varrick
tokennonbender: (You're an idiot and here's why!)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds more like a slave than an assistant.

[She pauses, and her frown is almost audible.]

...Yes, that's me. Do I know you?
tokennonbender: (...No one actually eats this right?)

[voice] Pardon the terrible icon choices her account expired.

[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm like Bolin. He knows more about the future than I...

[Pause. Wait a moment...]

...You're Varrick?
tokennonbender: (I. Don't. Care.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...Huh.

[She's not really sure what to say to that.]

So why do you know me? My father never introduced us.
tokennonbender: (What the hell small human.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause before she says anything because this is all new information. She knew a few things about the future, Bolin had spilled some of it...but...]

If you say so.

[Sorry Varrick, she hasn't even thought about her father's company in Months, honestly.]

I guess that means we win, at least.
tokennonbender: (I hope you're here for the ass kicking.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...Against the Equalists?
tokennonbender: (What *is* that?)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well they aren't to me.

[She says this a little quietly, and then she sucks in a breath because there's no point in sulking about it.]

So when did you arrive? And why do you need a personal assistant? You can't run a shipping empire here.
tokennonbender: (Mmmhmm you know it.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Get used to that. Time just seems to slip away here sometimes.

[She laughs softly.]

You don't need a personal assistant. You need a notebook.
tokennonbender: (Bring it on!)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, but you're perfectly capable of doing those things yourself.

At least I hope you are.

And I'm sure she'd be just thrilled to hear how quickly you'd find someone else.
tokennonbender: (Epic Sexy Hair Flip.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-08 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
None of us can control being here. Would you really want her trapped here too?

[Asami can be heard moving around now, getting back to work, and there's the sound of what might be a blow torch.]

We all do things we don't want to do here.
tokennonbender: (...No one actually eats this right?)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-11 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
But it doesn't sound like you want to help. It sounds like you want someone else to help for you.
tokennonbender: (Bring it on!)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-14 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
How? You can't ship anything anywhere here.
tokennonbender: (What the hell small human.)

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[personal profile] tokennonbender 2014-01-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Sure. But I doubt it.

Besides, there's no money here.